OhMiBod’s Naughtibod = OhMiGod.

16 May

OhMiBod’s Naughtibod = OhMiGod.

Evolved’s Spice: Spicier & Kinkier Than I Imagined!

15 May

Evolved’s Spice: Spicier & Kinkier Than I Imagined!

Today’s song o’ the day: Lizzie West’s sultry, sexy, and sassy “Rope Me in and Smoke Me” from her album I Pledge Allegiance to Myself.

14 May

Today’s song o’ the day: Lizzie West’s sultry, sexy, and sassy “Rope Me in and Smoke Me” from her album I Pledge Allegiance to Myself.

FEARLESNESS.

13 May

FEARLESNESS.

Check this out. All proceeds support charity. And check out The Joyful Heart Foundation while you’re at it. They’re fuckin’ amazing. Seriously.

There is no Impurity and There is no Purity.

13 May

I write because there is so much that yearns to spill forth from me. Earlier I was in the sauciest mood, and my mind was a waterfall of things like edible body paint, rope, sex toys and whatnot. My oral fixation was completely out of control and I couldn’t stop yearning for something delicious to occupy my mouth and tongue.


I took a few seconds to stop and laugh at myself; I’m just about to ovulate and my sex-drive always goes ridiculously through the roof at this point in my cycle. It was nice to feel that part of myself again, though. It’s almost as if my inner tigress has been dormant because I haven’t had the extra energy to feed (or fan) her flames. 


And so today, I’ve felt not only this extra burst of sexual energy, but also a heightened sensitivity to my submissive side. These are the times that I would give anything to be tumbling around with you, and wrestling, if only as an appetizer to the moment that you would inevitably pin me and claim your prize.


It’s in moments like this one that my hunger for the edge grows strong and pulses intensely inside of me, my heart and cunt aligned in their appetites. I get so curious about things like pain and pleasure and limits and surpassing such limits. I think of the incredible poem by Christopher Logue:

Come to the edge,” he said.

        They said, “We are afraid.”

   “Come to the edge,” he said.


        They came.


    He pushed them…
 And they flew.

Almost seven-and-a-half minutes of fuck-me heaven. Quite possibly the sexiest song EVER. And I can’t get this g.d. delectable song out of my head. Hopefully, soon, you won’t be able to either! 

13 May

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A Must-Read: Review Nazis!

13 May

A Must-Read: Review Nazis!

AWESOME-sauce must-read about the writing (& reading & critiquing) of sex toy reviews a la CarrieAnn @ A View from the Floor: Life, love, sex, reviews, bdsm, dirty dishes.

P.s. Why do the best damn rants / articles / ideas / etc. always come to us all in the bathtub?

It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else’s sexuality. It’s like telling someone else how to clean their house.

13 May

It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else’s sexuality. It’s like telling someone else how to clean their house.
River Phoenix

“It’s Amazing” by Mindy Smith from her album One Moment More (2004)

12 May

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Fireflies and the Moon.

12 May

And he said he’d be the second sun, if that’s what it takes to love me. For me to feel loved. 

“Why would I waste my time with little fireflies, when you’re the fucking moon in the sky?” he said. 

It was then that I lost my words.